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Fancy-Ass Deviled Eggs
$7
FRITOS® & FRITOS® BEAN DIP
$5
PIMENTO CHEESE 'n' CHIPS
$6
one wing equals two pieces: a flat & a drummie. REAL ACTUAL WHOLE WINGS
WE RUB IT DOWN WITH “LET’S GO DISCO GLITTER” AND SINK IT INTO BUTTERMILK FOR TWO DAYS, THEN RUN IT THROUGH SEASONED FLOUR
WE FRY IN BEEF TALLOW
WINGS
GREEN "GAWD"
Fried Chicken Wings with Green "Gawd" Sauce, Herbs, Parmesan and More Herbs.
We make a delicious sauce herbs and garlic. We blend it all together, add Parmesan, and garnish it with cilantro, fennel, dill, and parsley. These southern fried wings are all dressed up and ready to party. Limited Small Batches.
(SINGLE)$6.00 (3 Whole wingS)$18
SOUTHERN FRIED
Tiny Fried Chicken. 48HR Buttermilk Marinade. We built this City On…This Recipe. Kissed with Honey and Served With Generational Love. Think Tiny Delicious Fried Chicken. Pair it with Hot Honey.
NOTE:(We Cook our Chicken to the proper temperature of doneness if you require more well done, request FRIED HARD and we will gladly cook it the way you please)
(SINGLE)$4.75 (3 WHOLE WINGS) $14 (6 WHOLE WINGS) $28
Nashville Hot
Hot Chicken, White Bread and House Pickle. #NoRefundsHot.
NOTE:(We Cook our Chicken to the proper temperature of doneness if you require more well done, request FRIED HARD and we will gladly cook it the way you please)
(SINGLE)$5.50 (3 WHOLE wingS)$16
San Antonio Hotter
Southern Fried Submerged in San Antonio Hot Oil. Topped with Hot Crema, Cotija, Fried Masa Crunchies, Cilantro and Pickled Japaleños. #NoRefundsHot
NOTE:(We Cook our Chicken to the proper temperature of doneness if you require more well done, request FRIED HARD and we will gladly cook it the way you please)
(SINGLE)$5.50 (3 Whole wingS)$16
NOT WINGS NOT SANDOS
BABY WEDGE SALAD
Quarter iceberg lettuce, Ranch, Blue Crumble, Bro-tons!
$7
"NUGGIES"
Tiny Fried Chicken Nuggets! 48HR Buttermilk Marinade. Honey Drizzle!
“NUGGIES” 5OZ.(SM) $6| 8OZ.(MED)$9.25| 11OZ.(LG)$12
ATTABOY BURGER: TX BEEF
J.A.C.
Only the Finest Peeler Texas Wagyu: Double Patty, Double American, Caramelized Onions, Pickles, & Shhh…Go To Sleep Sauce. A nod to our Airstream “Land Yacht” Days. Welcome Back. Time to Break the Rules.
$16.88
SANDWICH ME
THE OG CHICKEN
Southern Fried juicy thigh, slaw, neon trailer sauce, honey, Poppy seeds, & “Frank’s” crispy egg on a potato bun
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States!
$13
SAN ANTONIO HOT
We brought back a new version of San Antonio Hot!! It’s a Southern Fried Thigh, submerged in San Antonio Hot Oil, topped with Hot Crema, Cotija, Micro-Churro Crunchies, Cilantro, and Pickled Jalapeños #NoRefundsHOT
10/10 HOT. IF YOU WANT PAIN ASK FOR FIRE ON THE SANDO 12/10
$13
NASHVILLE HOT
WE BROUGHT THIS RECIPE TO SAN ANTONIO, DON’T GET IT TWISTED, SISTER! #NoRefundsHOT
10/10 HOT. IF YOU WANT PAIN ASK FOR FIRE ON THE SANDO 12/10
$14.50
Fried Bologna & Pimento cheese
Chicken bologna, pimento cheese, store-bought pickles, white bread. It's cult classic around here
$7.50
FIX'NS
Gucci Ranch
Herbaceous & THICC Ranch....pour in on your sandwich, your wings, your face, your lover, your junk mail, your Reba albums, and across the threshold of your home to ward off evil spirits.
Sm - $1 / Lg - $3.5
GUCCI Blue
Sm - $1 / Lg - $3.5
HOT HONEY
Pairs well with our Southern Fried Chicken. Chile Piquin and Honey. Hot Heads Only.
Sm - $1
BUFF-ANTONIO
San Antonio style Buffalo. Think Cholula meets Valentina but Buffalo Steez!
Sm - $1 / LG - $3.5
FRIES
GIRL’S "TYME" FRIES
FRESH CUT: Fries tossed in garlic & thyme butter, lemon pepper, herbs. V popular here.
$7 OR $19 (FEEDS 4)
SWEET
Banana Puddin'
Vanilla Pudding with Brulé and Butter Biscuit Crumble